Tag: funny
group name: toknowme
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October 21, 2007 08:44 PM EDT --
A preacher was making his rounds to his parishioners on a bicycle when he came upon a little boy trying to sell a lawn mower. "I've been needing a lawn mower. How much do you want for it?" . . . more
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February 02, 2007 01:15 AM EST --
An Italian man wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he
passes a little math test. "Here's your first question," the foreman said.
"Without using numbers, represent . . . more
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March 08, 2008 12:29 PM EST --
Can't Elope
Can't tell who elope d with who
Or were they went to stay
Parents may miss them tomorrow
Or maybe real late today
She has a fake I.D.
To . . . more
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May 15, 2008 09:27 PM EDT --
Wedding Day
So many traditions to observe
Budgets to stick to, she must conserve
Ran dom thoughts run through her brain
Ran ting aloud such a drain
To . . . more
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January 24, 2007 03:16 PM EST --
I had an ingrown toe nail, it hurt – that’s it (wasn’t that funny?)
Oh yeah, I forgot - I’m the Funny Guy, there’s got to be more to it than that.
Well, it . . . more
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August 04, 2008 05:49 PM EDT --
I was single about 150 million years ago, (or so it seems).
In those days, I occasionally had the good fortune of bringing a very nice young lady to my home.
Never on the first date mind you... . . . more
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January 22, 2007 08:46 PM EST --
Rosie was this hot, attractive, gorgeous, drop me dead bomb shell of a women. Ok, I'm lying... Rosie was a Horse. Not an attractive horse, just a horse but not a normal horse.
Confused?... Ok, let . . . more
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November 03, 2007 12:16 AM EDT --
Going back to childhood days or maybe not maybe even today at whatever age we all are; who was or is your favorite cartoon character?
I think mine was a toss up between Scooby Doo and Bugs Bunny! Scooby . . . more
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August 14, 2007 09:41 PM EDT --
I had one of those "moments" today, the kind where you realize as soon as you finish saying something that it just didn't sound RIGHT.
Since my two youngest children are fairly young, . . . more
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November 27, 2007 11:53 PM EST --
This was sent to me in an email and I don't normally post stuff from somebody else, but I am still laughing so hard that now I cannot go to bed.
A Fart
A fart it . . . more
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December 12, 2007 04:14 PM EST --
Does anybody care? I do. A lot spelled alot is simply wrong. I see it all the time. It's driving me nuts. Short trip you say? You have no idea. Do you have . . . more
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May 26, 2007 12:14 AM EDT --
Q. What do you call a lawyer with an I.Q. of 50?
A. Your honor.
Q. What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad?
A. Senator.
Q. How many lawyers does it take to roof a house?
A. Depends on how thin you . . . more
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July 14, 2008 04:19 PM EDT --
Not me! I"m laughing!
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25673
Article by Associated Press.
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January 26, 2007 12:23 PM EST --
It's 3:30am and the alarm clock goes off. The alarm clock is not a normal one. This alarm clock is not sold in any stores but if it was, it would be worth at least a Billion dollars because it guarantees . . . more
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November 18, 2007 02:25 AM EST --
" The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it is such unfamiliar territory for them"
Actor: Paul Fix
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August 18, 2007 05:47 PM EDT --
It's pretty much universally known that duct tape can fix or make just about anything, so tell me...
What kinds of crazy things have YOU used duct tape for???
I have duct taped my children's . . . more
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August 06, 2007 01:34 AM EDT --
Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55% of plepoe can
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, . . . more
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August 16, 2007 08:41 PM EDT --
George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going
up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the
garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.
George opened . . . more
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September 15, 2007 05:02 PM EDT --
People love to talk about their dogs. I do. Each one seems to do something special. My golden retriever won't go outside. He whines and cries as if he were standing in hot oil. . . . more
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September 24, 2007 09:32 AM EDT --
Hello again, good citizens of Gatherville. It's Monday, which means it's time for another trip down Good Humor Monday lane in the Gather Essentials: Writing group.
Something new today. . . . more
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