Tag: humor
group name: toknowme
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April 20, 2008 07:44 PM EDT --
Back before cell phones, early in the 1980s, I was an insurance salesman/financial planner. For a while I sold Funeral Insurance. This was a small policy insurance that was to just cover the cost . . . more
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January 24, 2007 03:16 PM EST --
I had an ingrown toe nail, it hurt – that’s it (wasn’t that funny?)
Oh yeah, I forgot - I’m the Funny Guy, there’s got to be more to it than that.
Well, it . . . more
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January 22, 2007 08:46 PM EST --
Rosie was this hot, attractive, gorgeous, drop me dead bomb shell of a women. Ok, I'm lying... Rosie was a Horse. Not an attractive horse, just a horse but not a normal horse.
Confused?... Ok, let . . . more
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August 04, 2008 05:49 PM EDT --
I was single about 150 million years ago, (or so it seems).
In those days, I occasionally had the good fortune of bringing a very nice young lady to my home.
Never on the first date mind you... . . . more
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July 04, 2007 06:04 PM EDT --
I received this from my sister: ANSWERING MACHINE SUGGESTION
"I am not available right now, but
Thank you for caring enough to call.
I am making some changes in my life.
Please . . . more
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August 14, 2007 09:41 PM EDT --
I had one of those "moments" today, the kind where you realize as soon as you finish saying something that it just didn't sound RIGHT.
Since my two youngest children are fairly young, . . . more
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June 16, 2008 09:58 PM EDT --
According to Joan Rivers.....
(The following quotes are all attributed to Ms. Joan Rivers - the sources vary but please . . . more
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October 02, 2007 10:39 AM EDT --
When I have left this earth
I think my neighbors might say
Sure she was a democrat
But we liked her anyway
Despite that time she put
Kerry/Edwards signs all over her lawn
If you . . . more
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January 08, 2008 12:36 PM EST --
By: Wilde S. Tory
San Antonio Express News Staff Writer
It was a bizarre trip for San Antonio's commuters yesterday morning. Traffic was clogged . . . more
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July 10, 2007 11:58 PM EDT --
I never thought it would come to this. There I sat at 10:15 PM on a "school night" having last heard from my mother over three hours before when she left for an appointment with . . . more
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November 26, 2007 05:34 AM EST --
It's 4am! Do you know where your bowels are? I know where mine are and unfortunately, they are right here still attached. Oh, how I wish they were on vacation in Barbados along with . . . more
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January 26, 2007 12:23 PM EST --
It's 3:30am and the alarm clock goes off. The alarm clock is not a normal one. This alarm clock is not sold in any stores but if it was, it would be worth at least a Billion dollars because it guarantees . . . more
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January 25, 2008 05:38 PM EST --
I posted this a long time ago when I was new to Gather. I thought I would repost it just for fun. These are some funny observations I have made since losing weight
Shaving takes less time . . . more
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February 17, 2008 08:12 PM EST --
We all know what a joy and a comfort pets can be to an empty-nester. They seem to fill the void left when the last of the children packs up their belongs to move out into the big world by themselves. . . . more
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May 12, 2008 05:10 PM EDT --
I was a Funeral Insurance Salesman and just when I had seen it all I was proven wrong. It was another of those endlessly boring beautiful sunny days in Central California. I had one of my rare no sales . . . more
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August 18, 2007 05:47 PM EDT --
It's pretty much universally known that duct tape can fix or make just about anything, so tell me...
What kinds of crazy things have YOU used duct tape for???
I have duct taped my children's . . . more
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September 24, 2007 09:32 AM EDT --
Hello again, good citizens of Gatherville. It's Monday, which means it's time for another trip down Good Humor Monday lane in the Gather Essentials: Writing group.
Something new today. . . . more
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February 23, 2007 05:31 PM EST --
I just had a fight with my girlfriend and now she isn’t answering my phone calls. It seems she got upset because I chose not tell her I loved her, while I was with my friends playing . . . more
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May 30, 2008 01:12 AM EDT --
La La Land Chronicles
05.29.08
I got a call at midday on my priviledge private line. It was the Queen. Little Wolfie immediately came to attention as we thought the call a personal matter. . . . more
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September 02, 2007 02:30 PM EDT --
Gamut of the alphabet is a repository
Of illustrious names in an honour roll
For accidental discoveries
Leading to fame and more.
Wise Archimedes, on lowering his mass
In a voluminous bathtub . . . more
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